Go Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

With apologies to you banana lovers, I composed this little ditty in my sleep the other night.  I woke up singing it and I thought I better write it down before I lost it.  Yes, I think I am clever.  Maybe more clever in my sleep than awake!  Ha ha!  A little background, Wes LOVES bananas.  He eats one nearly every morning for breakfast.  I DISLIKE bananas very much.  I just cannot even be around them.  I can't sit at the table when Wes is eating a banana, and his banana peels have to immediately go outside when he's done.  I have honestly tried to like bananas, really, but it's just not happenin'.  Hence, my composition:


His banana has a first name, it's Y-U-C-K-Y!

His banana has a second name, it's S-T-I-N-K!

Oh, he loves to eat them every day,

I just don't know why.  I say:

If YUCKY STINK tastes good to Wes,

He's B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!!